Iron Man may be B-list, but folks hungry for a (super)hero couldn't care less. The first big flick of the summer took in over $100 million in its opening weekend.
Obviously a lot of folks watched Robert Downey Jr. kick butt as the metallic maniac, but only those who stayed past the credits got the whole story. You see, after the credits roll and audiences learn who the "best boy" was, viewers are treated to an even bigger surprise. Avert your gaze if you don't want to know. Still here? OK, so after the credits, Colonel Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) asks our iron hero if he thinks he's the only superhero (a rhetorical question, we assume). Fury then says he needs to talk to Iron Man about "the Avenger Initiative."
After word of the bonus scene started to spread, searches surged on Mr. Jackson and his character, Nick Fury. Also spiking were lookups on "marvel avengers," "who are the avengers" and "avengers roster."
Based upon your responses to this bipolar disorder quiz, you appear to be suffering from moderate to severe symptoms associated with a bipolar disorder. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of Bipolar I Disorder and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. (You may, however, still fit into the less serious diagnosis of Bipolar II Disorder.)
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SOMETHING VERY DANGEROUS HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FAMILY TONIGHT WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN DEVASTING!.....I WAS MAKING A BOLOGNAISE SAUCE EARLY THIS EVENING AND HAD BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY OVEN TOP LATELY BUT DIDN'T GIVE IT MUCH THOUGHT AS I TURNED THE DIAL TO OFF TO QUICKLY TAKE MY SON TO TAEKWONDO ( A 45 MINUTE LESSON) AND LEFT WITH ALL 3 KIDS..... ( I USUALLY SIT IN THE VAN WITH MY DAUGHTER AND JAMES UNTIL HARRY FINISHES HIS LESSON).....AND WHEN THE LESSON WAS OVER WE MADE A STOPOVER AT OUR LOCAL PETROL STATION TO BUY MILK AND BREAD....AS I PULLED UP IN OUR DRIVEWAY AND GOT OUT OF THE VAN...I HEARD MY SON, HARRY, SAY 'HEY MUM CAN YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDS LIKE OUR SMOKE ALARM!' AND JUST AS HE WAS SAYING THAT I HEARD IT TOO..... IT WAS FAINT AND WASN'T ALL THAT SURE THAT IT WAS COMING FROM OUR UNIT...I TOLD MY DAUGHTER TO GRAB THE SHOPPING BAGS AND TO COME UP WITH JAMES AS I BEGAN PANICKING AND RUSHING TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE TO THE BUILDING, UNLOCKING AND RUNNING TO THE TOP FLOOR AND ALL THE WHILE THE NOISE LEVEL WAS INCREASING AND THE SMELL OF SMOKE BEGAN TO GET STRONGER AS I REACHED THE TOP I REALISED THAT IT WAS COMING FROM OUR PLACE!!!!!! I COULD SEE A BIT OF SMOKE COMING OUT FROM UNDER THE DOOR!!!!.... I QUICKLY UNLOCKED OUR FRONT DOOR AND AS I OPENED THE DOOR I BEGAN CHOKING BECAUSE OF THE THICK SMOKE IN THE UNIT!!! I WAS SO SCARED!! I RUSHED IN TO THE KITCHEN AND SAW THE HOT PLATE WAS BRIGHT RED AND THE CASSEROLE POT WAS FULL OF SMOKE (LUCKILY I HAD THE LID ON IT AS IT WOULD'VE BEEN A DIFFERENT OUTCOME....A FATAL ONE). I TRIED SWITCHING OFF THE DIAL (EVENTHOUGH WE HAD SWITCHED IT OFF BEFORE WE LEFT!) I TOOK THE POT OFF THE OVEN TOP AND OPENED THE LID TO TAKE A LOOK AND IT WAS BURNED AT THE BOTTOM.... I TURNED THE RANGEHOOD ON AND GOT THE KIDS TO OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS AND BALCONY SLIDE DOORS AND SLOWLY THE SMOKE BEGAN TO DRIFT OUT OF THE UNIT....WHILE MY DAUGHTER WAVED A PILLOW UP AT THE SMOKE ALARM TO MAKE THE SMOKE ALARM STOP AS IT PROBABLY HAD BEEN GOING ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME THAT WE WERE GONE!!! ( OUR SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF WITH THE SLIGHTEST DETECTION OF SMOKE OR HEAT!!! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PAIN WHENEVER I USED THE TOASTER OR BAKED A DINNER IN THE OVEN... BUT THIS TIME I WAS PRAISING THE ALARM AS IT REALLY SAVED US TONIGHT!!!!)
AFTER THE SMOKE CLEARED AND THE ALARM FINALLY STOPPED... I STOOD THERE IN THE KITCHEN SHAKING AND TRYING TO BREATHE AS THE SMOKE WAS ABIT TOO UNBEARABLE AT THE TIME.....AND SUDDENLY BEGAN IMAGINING WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED IF WE HADN'T BEEN THERE ON TIME!! AND OTHER CRAZY SCENARIOS!!! I BEGAN TO CRY AND FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT FROM SHOCK!!!
MY OVEN IS ALWAYS PLAYING UP AND TONIGHT WAS A REAL EYE OPENER THAT SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE DONE ABOUT IT!! I TRIED TO SWITCH IT OFF AT THE DIAL BUT NO MATTER WHICH WAY I TURNED IT...IT WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN OPEN ON FULL!!!!! SO I HAD TO SWITCH IT OFF FROM THE POWER BOARD SINCE THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT!
IT HAPPENED BETWEEN 6:30- 6:45PM THIS EVENING AND IT IS NOW ALMOST 11PM AND I AM STILL SHAKEN UP!! I REALLY FEEL SO RELIEVED THAT WE ALL CAME THROUGH IT OK.... WE ENDED UP ORDERING FROM PIZZA HUT.... AND I JUST CLEANED UP THE MESS IN THE KITCHEN... THAT CASSEROLE POT NEEDS TO SOAK OVERNIGHT ....SO I CAN CLEAN IT IN THE MORNING... I HAVE A TOUGH JOB AHEAD OF ME IN THE MORNING BUT I DON'T MIND AS LONG AS WE STILL HAVE A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS AND EVERYONE IS OK.....THANK GOD!!!
The word ANZAC stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps
On the 25 April Australians and New Zealanders celebrate the first major battle fought by Australian and New Zealand forces,at Gallipoli in Turkey,during World War 1. It is a day to remember the courage of the soldiers in this battle and the courage and sacrifice of all men and women who have served their country in times of war. A parade is held in many cities and towns.
"I knew something like this would happen," he whispered. "They didn't come at all! We won't have any guns, ammunition, grenades, rockets or mines," said Bob aloud and worried. "Now what are we going to do?"
Flesh eating Zombies ran on the wheat fields while dark liquid type blood ran from their mouths. As Bob heard footsteps he saw his friend Martin holding 5 bugs of lethal weapons. "Let's have fun!" said Martin. As the zombies got closer the mines went off! They went into a tool shed which was covered in brown, thick and heavy logs. Though the shed had good windows for sniping, they took 2 pistols, one machine gun, 2 snipers and four rocket launchers.
Martin was excited to use a gun for the first time! The madness of the zombies began when some brainy scientist wanted to bring dead souls back to life. He thought bathing skeletons in Liquid Nitrogen and Radiation could do the trick. The experiment went wrong and formed an outbreak of a Zombie Infection.
The forest grew dark as the 2 boys switched the snipers to night vision mode, they fired the weapons and bullets were flying out of the window like a superhuman dart thrower. The Zombies ran up the hill screaming in pain from the sharp bullets piercing through their body. "Like shooting fish in a barrel!" Bob said.
The Zombies were getting so close to the sheds that the bullets were tearing them to shreds. They finally got to see a zombie from close view....it had red eyes, pale skin and almost looked human! "Yuk!" said Martin as he was covered in bones with the flesh still on them.
Bob suggested they should stay in the cellar! "You go! I'll stay here and fend of those evil animals". He said trying to concentrate on shooting the M60 ( A high rate of fire machine gun). As Bob raced through the cellar, he went through an escape door which opened to the farmlands.
As he left the shed he heard his friend yelling in agony and pain. He thought about his friend chasing him as a Zombie........he ran through the meadow and saw zombies coming from everywhere! They ran down from the hills.
He heard tanks, planes helicopters and jeeps coming into the farmlands.
The zombies were starting to burn! Then the sun shone on the zombie's as it leaped over the horizon. Moments later, all that was left of the zombies were clothes, bones and steam. "Okay, so I am alone looking at the zombie's dead bodies and....," his voice was drained by the sound of helicopters.
"Get on!" Shouted the chopper pilot. "Thank you," Bob said as he got on. As they flew over the land the towns were deserted and destroyed like fallen dominoes.
They went past a cottage.....someone had shaped the letters H-E-L-P in the dirt. They were also on fire.
Bob went through the airport and back home, as he was overseas where the outbreak happened!
Your soundless voice talks to me across the miles.
We dream together and laugh and smile, we share our thoughts as tears spill.
Though we've never met and never will, you've touched my life in countless ways.
To such a special friend I must say,
"Thanks for being there for me, For your loving heart and honesty. Thanks for being a caring friend, For all the messages that you send. Thanks for letting me into your world too. --But most of all, Thanks for being you!"
A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours' community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.
Arthur Ross Cradock of Motueka rang police to ask for help on February 11, The Nelson Mail reported.
In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," Mr Cradock told an emergency operator.
In court, Cradock pleaded guilty to 'using a phone for a fictitious purpose', the New Zealand Press Association (NZPA) said.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a part in Cradock's life, but the defendant's lawyer denied it was a problem on the day of the phone calls.
In sentencing, Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what motivated Cradock to make such statements and warned him not to do it again.
Sometimes I get this overwhelming sense of depression that I can't explain, most days I am on a real downer! Now... the thing is I don't know whether it's the people around me or if it's just me?? They're are a lot of people out there in life that can be really sweet, but then there can also be people that are completely insensitive. I always try to be nice to people and help them any way that I can but then not even that is good enough. Sometimes (or maybe all the time) I sit and wonder how people can be so cruel to eachother, after all we've all been put here on this planet for a reason... I only wish I knew what my purpose here is! Anyway, we've all been given the gift of life so why don't we just all be nice to eachother? Each day that passes by is gone forever.....we are all changing a little bit everyday and we don't even realise or stop and think about it. I think that if you are nice to people eventhough they might not appreciate you at the time, one day they will remember when you're no longer around and unfortunately in most cases......It's too late.. So if anyone is reading this....."Please be nicer to one another as life is too short and all that remains in the end are just memories." Anyway...thanks for listening.
This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it's not too late It's never too late
Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
No one will ever see This side reflected And if there's something wrong Who would have guessed it And I have left alone Everything that I own To make you feel like It's not too late It's never too late
Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
The world we knew Won't come back The time we've lost Can't get back The life we had Won't be ours again
This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong
Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late (It's never too late) It's not too late It's never too late
TODAY WAS A VERY FUN-FILLED DAY AT MY DAUGHTER'S HIGH SCHOOL!!!! I PICKED UP KRIS FROM HER PLACE AND WE DROVE TO MY DAUGHTERS' HIGH SCHOOL (WHICH IS WHERE I HAD ATTENDED), AND SAT IN THE SCHOOL GYM TO WATCH THE GIRLS PERFORM A FEW DIFFERENT SONGS AND DANCES FROM VARIOUS REGIONS OF THE WORLD. THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG IS CALLED THAT WAY AS IT STANDS FOR "MOOREFIELD AGAINST DISCRIMINATION". WHERE WE CELEBRATE ALL THE DIFFERENT CULTURES IN THE WORLD...AND MGHS STANDS FOR MOOREFIELD GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL.
IN THE MORNING BEFORE THE PARENTS ARRIVED AN ABORIGINAL ELDER NAMED 'UNCLE MAX' PERFORMED A TRADITIONAL CEREMONY TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS FOR A PEACEFUL AND HARMONIOUS DAY. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS DONE BEFORE THE PARENTS ARRIVED SO I HAVE NO VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THIS SPECIAL OCCASION.
AFTER THE VARIOUS PERFORMANCES IN THE GYM, WE MADE OUR WAY TO THE MAIN BLOCK WHERE WE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TRY OUT DIFFERENT FOODS OF MANY COUNTRIES. THERE WAS A 'MODERN AUSTRALIA STALL', WHERE YOU COULD BUY BBQ SAUSAGES AND SOME DELICIOUS LAMINGTONS AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS AND AN 'ABORIGINAL AUSTRALIA STALL'. THERE ALSO WAS A 'MEDITERRANEAN EUROPE STALL' WHERE YOU COULD BUY SOME VERY NICE GREEK PASTRIES LIKE 'BAKLAVA', CHEESE PIES AND A WHOLE LOT MORE. THERE WAS A 'SLAVIC EUROPE STALL', AN 'ORIENTAL STALL', 'INDIAN STALL' AND SO ON...
MY SON HARRY, AND KRIS'S 2 BOYS WALKED WITH THEIR CLASSES TO THE HIGH SCHOOL AS THEIR PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS ALSO INVITED TO ATTEND. SO IT MADE KRIS'S AND MY DAY EXTRA SPECIAL AS WE GOT TO SPEND IT WITH OUR KIDS!!
WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME, WE SHARED A FEW LAUGHS AND IN GENERAL IT WAS A REALLY SUCCESSFUL DAY!! I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A TIME WARP AT TIMES AS I WALKED AROUND THE GROUNDS AS THIS WAS REMINISCENT OF THE DAYS WHEN I USED TO ATTEND THIS HIGH SCHOOL AND HAD THE SAME CELEBRATION WHICH IN THOSE DAYS USED TO BE REFERRED TO AS "MULTICULTURAL DAY".
THE CELEBRATIONS ENDED AT 1PM, A COUPLE OF HOURS BEFORE THE ACTUAL 'HOME TIME BELL' WAS SOUNDED AND SINCE I HAD ALL MY KIDS WITH ME I DECIDED I'D JUST TAKE THEM HOME RATHER THAN COMING BACK AGAIN TO PICK THEM UP AT 3PM. KRIS'S BOYS DECIDED THEY'D WALK BACK WITH THEIR SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO PICK THEM UP AT 3PM. SO WE DROVE HER HOME AND WE WENT HOME, TIRED BUT HAPPY. SOON AFTER THAT, WE DROVE BACK TO KRIS'S PLACE FOR COFFEE AND HAD A GOOD TIME CHATTING ABOUT THE DAYS EVENTS AND DURING THAT TIME I DROVE HARRY TO HIS TAEKWONDO LESSON AND THEN WENT TO PICK HIM UP AND SPENT MORE TIME AT HER HOUSE. WE FINALLY LEFT AT 7:20PM AND GOT BACK HOME IN TIME TO WATCH THE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL..... SO ALL UP IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS I'VE HAD SINCE THE OZZY OSBOURNE CONCERT!!!!!! (LOL, TYPICAL OF ME TO MENTION OZZY IN MY BLOG, SORRY GUYS BUT HOW COULD I NOT MENTION MY MUCH LOVED OZZY? I ASK YOU? LOL)
THANKS KRIS, FOR ACCOMPANYING ME TODAY!! IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AS FUN WITHOUT YOU!!! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
YES EVERYONE I'VE DECIDED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY VERY GOOD FRIEND "NIC", AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS EXCLUSIVE PIC TAKEN ONLY MOMENTS AGO, HE IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT GIVING ME SOME MUCH NEEDED HELP WITH UPLOADING MY OZZY OSBOURNE CONCERT VIDEOS THAT I SEEM TO BE HAVING A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE UPLOADING!!! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP NIC, LET'S HOPE HE CAN HELP ME...... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randall William "Randy" Rhoads (December 6, 1956- March 19, 1982) was an American heavy metal guitarist who is best known for playing with Ozzy Osbourne. Despite his short career, he is cited as an influence by many contemporary heavy metal guitarists. A devoted student of classical guitar, Rhoads often combined his classical music influences with his own heavy metal style. While on tour with Ozzy Osbourne, he would often seek out classical guitar tutors for lessons.
Rhoads was born on December 6, 1956 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, California. He was the youngest of three children. His older brother, Doug, is a drummer who goes by the name of Kelle Rhoads. His sister's name is Kathy.
When Randy was 17 months old, his father, William Arthur Rhoads, left his mother, Delores Rhoads, and the three children. Mrs. Rhoads has owned and operated the Musonia School of Music in North Hollywood,California since1949. Rhoads started playing guitar at age 7 on his grandfather's old Gibson"Army-Navy" classical acoustic. According to Rhoads's mother, he learned to play folk guitar, which was a popular way to learn guitar at the time, although he did not take lessons for very long. Rhoads was always evolving toward a hard rock/metal lead guitar style, but he was heavily influenced by classical music as well. This can be heard on tracks like "Dee" (an instrumental he named for his mother Delores), "Mr. Crowley", "Diary of a Madman", "Crazy Train" and "Revelation (Mother Earth).
On March 19 1982, the band was headed to a festival in Orlando, Florida. After driving much of the night, they stopped at the house of Jerry Calhoun, the bus company's owner, in Leesburg, Florida. The driver, Andrew Aycock, took Rhoads and hairdresser Rachel Youngblood on a flight in a Beechcraft Bonanza he had taken without permission. Apparently, during the flight, an attempt was made to "buzz" the tour bus where the other band members were sleeping. They succeeded two times but the third time it went horribly wrong. The right wing clipped the right side of the tour bus by accident, leading to the crash of the plane into Calhoun's nearby mansion, completely destroying its front. Nobody in the mansion was hurt. Rhoads, age 25, was killed instantly, as were Aycock, 36, and Youngblood, 58. It was later determined in an autopsy that Aycock had a trace of cocaine in his system at the time; Rhoads' toxicology test revealed no illicit drugs.
Randy's funeral was held at the First Lutheran Church in Burbank,CA, which he attended as a child. He was interred at Mountain View Cemetery in San Bernardino, California where his grandparents are also buried. At the time, Randy's mother was living in Burbank.
MY OZZY EXPERIENCE! – WRITTEN BY OZZYHELL FOR MARCH 18, 2008.
Yes everyone!! I am actually still alive after witnessing the concert of a lifetime! Though there were moments where I thought I was gonna die from sheer happiness and excitement!!
My Hubby dropped my sister and I off at the Acer Arena around 6:30pm, then drove with my 3 kids to the cinema to watch “Meet The Spartans”. (Which the kids found funny and my hubby thought it was stupid.)
When we reached the stadium an announcement came through the speakers outside where we were standing and said that if anyone is caught with camera’s and recording devices they will be thrown out.After hearing that I freaked cause I had a digital camera and mobile camera in my bag!I thought they wouldn’t let us in and I began to panic. We finally decided to go through the gates and the security guy let us through even after checking my bag…which I thought was weird. Anyway, I bought the Black Rain T-Shirt and 2 Black Rain keyrings, and gave Betty one of them since she forgot to bring any cash with her.We decided that since there were no cameras allowed in the concertthat I’d take a picture of us together with my camera phone in the Ladies Room, cause I was scared they’d confiscate it or something.
Once we found door entrance 4, we were ushered to our seats which happened to be row QQ seat numbers 84 and 85 and boy were we close!!!!
I noticed the people near us were half hiding their cameras and taking photos of each other so I asked if it was allowed and they said they were unsure and that’s why they were hiding it in case they were spotted.I thought “That’s it!I’m gonna ask the Usherette if we can use our camera’s and she said “Oh yes, you most certainly can, it’s only restricted for the professional cameras.” I quickly thanked her with a sigh of relief and a big smile on my face and then informed the others of the great news!
SEVENDUST came on after a while and they were bloody awesome!!!! They played quite a few songs, and the guy next to me was REALLY getting into it!!! Headbanging!! The works!! So I thought to myself “That’s great!! Now I can go crazy when Ozzy comes on since the guy next to me is on a high!”(Little did I know).
During the Intermission, before Ozzy came on, these 2 dudes came and sat right behind us so we felt less comfortable as they were able to hear our conversation and they were scrutinizing everything around them (In other words…they were total jerks). A few minutes later we heard a voice boom quickly over the speakers which sounded exactly like Ozzy’s sexy voice!!!!! We couldn’t make out what he said but we were sure it was him cause after a few minutes we heard him again ( he must’ve been testing his michrophone). Then we heard him boom over the AC/DC music that was playing for our enjoyment ( as well as for Ozzy’s since that is what he listens to everynight before he comes on), by that time I was dumbfounded, and couldn’t say a word from shock, whereas Betty was the opposite at that moment!! She suddenly screamed SO LOUD that everybody began turning and staring at her! (Remember, it was intermission and the lights were all on so there was nowhere to hide!) I felt like we were under a spotlight!! I said to her “Wow, I thought I was bad!”, cause I felt SO in control of my emotions up until the lights dimmed to reveal the little movie outtakes that he presents to his fans before every concert. They were so funny from The Pirates Of The Caribbean, Lost, The Sopranos and many others, then….the crucifixes appeared on all 3 screens and I knew right then and there that the man himself was about to appear before us!!!!!!!!!I felt my heart pound so fast and I began to tremble!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly……There he was just after Zak began playing the intro for “I Don’t Wanna Stop”.I began to scream so loud that I thought my tonsils were gonna find themselves right up on stage with him!! It was a moment that will stay with me till the day I die!!!!I was trembling so much that I couldn’t hold the camera still, so I do apologise for all the camera shake in my videos!
He was amazing!!!! Zak Wylde also was unreal!! He did this amazing solo that lasted like 15 mins or more!! First he worked from the right hand side of the stage, then went to the left during which he played the guitar behind his head then plucked the strings with his teeth! (This was all reminiscent of Jimi Hendrix!!) He really played beautifully with a lot of feeling! Towards the end of his solo he was so in sync with his guitar playing, like he was making love to it!!! It was so erotic just to watch him play!! Kind of felt like we were all voyeurs watching him getting intimate with a woman cause that’s what his guitar solo reminded me of!! (I wonder if anyone else there had the same thoughts? If they didn’t then I must have a dirty mind!!!!)
Anyway Ozzy came back on stage for a few more songs, did his encores and finally finished with “Paranoid”.
During the whole concert he was so full of energy and his voice was as beautiful as ever!!!!
I have to admit though, there was one problem that stood out during the whole concert and that was most of the crowd!! From what I noticed the only ones that really got into it were the ones in the Mosh Pit!!Most of the people around me were acting like they were dead! There was hardly ANY response from them!! Ozzy kept saying that “The more crazy you go the more we will play!” It was almost as if he had noticed the same thing about most of the audience as I did!!! And if that was the case then I am even more disappointed in those ‘zombie spectators’!!!!!!!!!
Remember the dude I told you about earlier that was sitting next to me and rockin’ out to Sevendust?Well he acted as though he was sedated when Ozzy came on!! Now I don’t know if whether it was because he was in shock or not but nevertheless, he sure as hell didn’t have the same attitude as he did with the support act!! And because of his attitude and people around me I couldn’t get up and really headbang the way I was dying to and go crazier than I was going already! NOBODY WAS GETTING UP OFF THEIR SEATS!!! IT WAS RIDICULOUS!!!! HOW CAN YOU JUST SIT THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND NOT GO CRAZY?!! I ASK YOU? ICOULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! SO JUST AS OZZY BEGAN SINGING THE LAST SONG OF THE NIGHT, I JUST GOT UP AND WENT CRAZIER THAN EVER AND COULDN’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT AT THAT POINT!!AFTER ALL THAT’S WHAT YOU DO AT A HM CONCERT!!!
Oh and by the way, several times during the concert, I had people leaving their seat and trying to get past us so they can go get a drink or whatever like we were at the bloody Footy or Cinema or something!!! Some people were even leaving before the concert was even over!!!!! HOW PATHETIC WAS THAT?! They just don’t appreciate great music when they hear it!! My hubby reckons that maybe they had to leave to catch the bus back home.That to me is a very lame excuse!! If you go to see a concert you should always have a back up plan for getting home if you know you could miss the bus!
Anyway, at the end of the concert, Ozzy told us that next time he won’t wait another 11 years to come back to Australia!! So hopefully if and when he does come back to us the crowd won’t be comatose like they were last night!!! Shame on those ‘So- called’ fans from last night, they know who they bloody are!!!!!!!!
(Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:)
Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. (I love this one!)
Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Dye it. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AUNTS and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!
